Sleep Apnea

Oh man, it's that time of the day

Thinking of sleep is making me lose my mind.

Who needs sleep anyway?

Some people can sleep, 

while others can't 

maybe I'm one of those,

Others,

I thought about it, 

probably today is a 'good day'

I'm determined, 

I'm hopeful, 

I'll get my fair share of shut-eye. 

I did my math,

If I sleep now I can get four solid hours.

Perhaps, I should count the sheeps from two hundred, in reverse.

That's what all the expert gurus told me. 

They can't be wrong, 

They know everything!

Two hundredth sheep went over the hurdle,

One hundred ninety-ninth sheep went over the hurdle,

One hundred ninety-eighth sheep went over the hur-

Wait, now, this is stupid!

Why can't I just fall asleep like a normal person?

Maybe, that is the problem,

I'm not normal

maybe - I'm special,

One hundred ninety-seventh sheep went over the hurdle,

One hundred ninety-sixth sheep went over the hurdle

Maybe, I should have a glass of warm milk,

Or hot camomile tea,

No, let's just give it some more time.

One hundred ninety-fifth sheep went over the hurdle..

one.. hundred.. ninety-fourth.. sheep went over..... the hur--dle

Oh wow, this seems to be working!

That's it! finally, some sleep

Let's go!

one hundred.. ninety-fourth..sleep went to the super..market-

buzz buzz buzz

buzz, what the f- buzz

What's going on!!

oh no! No no!

It's time to wake up!